Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
But I actually really, really, really love you. And it’s killing me inside. Seriously, my heart skips like a million beats and I should probably be dead but I’m not… You’re just killing me. I should hate you but who can hate you? Not when you have a terrific smile… And great personality and sense of humor ! Oh gosh, there goes my heart… You just keep stealing it away. I wish you would give it back and steal all of me. I really do… I really want you right now. I probably won’t tomorrow. But right now. Right now I do.

le-nickasaur:

i hate how the tumblr app on my phone changed my caption to say “*gives u jellyfish :3”

instead of what i actually put “*gives u jellyfish kissys* :3 on my last post

i don’t understand why the app truncates text so much

dear tumblr ur app is dumb all it does is crash and make me look dumb and poopy UR SO COOL

ALL IT DOES IS CRASH ! ^^

Me, katelyn, Kayla: Who's your favorite Disney princess?
Raul: uhh... Idk who's your favorite Vanessa?
Me: No you choose!
Raul: I don't even know them. There's Cinderella and sleeping beauty--
Me, katelyn, Kayla: DON'T SAY SLEEPING BEAUTY!
Raul: why?
Me, katelyn, Kayla:
Raul:
Me, katelyn, Kayla:
Raul:
Me: cause. We don't like her. And you can't either.